Dear duncan
As a gold crayon I would like to make a complaint because you use me once or twice a week please use me more. Could you draw pirate ships with gold chests instead of gold coins in a purse? I would be very grateful if you used me more.
Kind regards gold crayon
P.s please tell green and black to stop arguing about whether black should be on the colour wheel or not. They are going on and on about it and it is very annoying, please tell them the truth.